At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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