You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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