I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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