If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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