Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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