god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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