I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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