We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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