I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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