What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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