you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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