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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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