Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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