Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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