So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
