Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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