can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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