I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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