She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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