you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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