whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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