In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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