You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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