I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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