i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize