I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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