UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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