is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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