Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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