office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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