i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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