she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
