Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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