so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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