in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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