what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
