**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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