Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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