You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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