Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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