What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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