ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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