it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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