I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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