dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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