Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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