How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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