Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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