Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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