I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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