bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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