There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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