38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Holy shit dude........stairs
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