that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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