At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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